Autobiography of a liar movie quotes

Samantha: Oh yeah. One for sure. Samantha: Seven. Fletcher: Beg your pardon? Samantha: Seven single acts of indiscretion. Max Reede: I wish, for just one day, Dad couldn't tell a lie. Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside. Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say. Jerry: I love you! Audrey: Thank you Jerry: Well, that's wasn't exactly the answer I was hoping for Audrey: Thank you very much?

Audrey: Where were you? Fletcher: Having sex. Dana: He's badgering the witness! Judge Stevens: It's his witness! Driver: What's your problem, Schmuck! Fletcher: I'm an inconsiderate prick! Fletcher: Jerry, enjoy my wife. Fletcher: Weight, Yeah, in your bra! Dana: Your Honor, I object! Fletcher: You would! Fletcher: HAG! Samantha: I changed it so I could get married.

Miranda: Well, what do you think of him? Judge: Who did this? Judge: What did he look like? Fletcher: Uhh About 6'2", lbs. Busty Woman on Elevator: Everyone's been so nice to me. Judge Stevens: How are we this morning, Counselor? Dana: Fine, thank you. Judge Stevens: And how about you, Mr. Fletcher: I'm a little upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.

Max Reede: Mom? Fletcher: MAX? Did you wish for your mom and I to get back together again? Max Reede: No. I wished for rollerblades! Audrey: Uh Fletcher: I would love to Audrey: Oh no Judge: Can't it wait? Judge: Is that true? Fletcher: It has to be! Judge: In that case I'd better take a quick break myself. Dana: Your honor, I object! Fletcher: Jezebel Fletcher: Oh no, they're on to me Fletcher: Wow!

Teacher: And your dad? Max: My dad? Oh, I'm sure you don't mean a liar. Max: Well, he wears a suit and goes to court and talks to the judge. Teacher: Oh! I see! You mean he's a lawyer. Fletcher: What? Fletcher: I thought it was "semi-serious. Fletcher: You scratched my car! Impound Guy: Where? Fletcher: [showing him] Right there!

Impound Guy: Oh. That was already there. Fletcher: You You know what I'm going to do about this? Impound Guy: What? Impound Guy: You've been here before, haven't ya? Greta: All right. Remember a couple of months ago when I wanted a raise? Fletcher: [nervously] Forget it. I don't wanna do this. Greta: And the company wouldn't give me one Fletcher: [freaking out] Greta please!

Miranda: Mr. Allen, you remember Fletcher Reede. From the movie: The Parent Trap. Yes, Reverend Mosby I'll certainly ask him but I doubt if he'll be available. I understand it's for a local charity. I'm writing it all down [she writes nothing down]. Okay, got it. Sounds very worthwhile, I-agree but unfortunately, I see that Mr. Parker will be out of the country those days.

Yes, I'll be sure to From the movie: Pan. I do that sometimes. It's called being a grown-up! From the movie: Flash Gordon. You may see me sooner than you think. This is my house and I get to say. Got it? You understand me? Yeah, you're in for a change, mister, a whole nother ball game. Dwight Hansen: Well We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.

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DiCaprio plays Tobias, a good kid with a bad boy streak but an unwavering love for his divorced mother Ellen Barkin. He fell through the kitchen skylight, landed on a cutting board, on a butcher 's knife, cutting his leg. The burglar sued my friend, he sued my friend. And because of guys like you he won. Is that justice?

Autobiography of a liar movie quotes

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